I'd like to share something with you all. I really like socializing with most straight men. And before you pull the old 'oh he just wants to get into his pants' card, let me explain.

The reason I like having straight men in my life is because they're just so easy to get along with. You know beforehand that you're not going to end up sleeping with this guy, so you can sit down and have a thoroughly entertaining conversation with him without the fear that he's going to whip out his family jewels. The best part about most of the straight men in my life is that I can flirt uncontrollably with them and they don't bat an eyelid - in fact, some of them even enjoy the extra attention.

What I don't like is when I hear gay men trying to 'convert' straight men - this ain't any on-off switch honey, so don't bother. 'Converting' straight men sounds just way too cumbersome and almost makes gay people sound like some sort of cult - or even worse, like the lunatics who come around your houses asking if you've welcomed Jesus in your life.

I mean, can you really see this 'conversion' scenario happening:

*knock* *knock*
Straight man: Yes?
Gay man: Hi there sir! I'm here to talk to you about the healing power of cock!

Me thinks not.

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