So I recently read that Jennifer Hudson was supposed to sing at a Starbucks opening or something, but the manager bailed out on her because of her retarded demands. At first I thought she demanded a lot of money for it, but it turns out she was just being a diva. She demanded five cars, a mobile phone, personal security at all times, humidifiers
, and get this - a large supply of chicken wings. Fucking chicken wings?
And a humidifier? Apparently when you win an Oscar, you become so uptight because they ram the thing up your ass at the awards ceremony. What's wrong with this chick? Doesn't she remember when she was an absolute zero contestant on Idol
? She may have slipped through that contest and straight into the limelight, but with that kind of attitude she isn't going to go ANYWHERE.
I can just hear the Starbucks manager now...Number 43...short double-fat moca diva...number 43...anyone?
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