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Sunday, December 20, 2009
Wake Up And Smell The Coffee

A while back I posted about the translation gap between men and women, and how when one says something it actually means something totally opposite. Well, this phenomenon also happens in gay men - from reading through the countless profiles that I've come across, I've managed to compile a short list of common things that I've read and what exactly they mean:

I live alone = I don't want my neighbors to see you
Looking for fun = My right hand and I are on a break
Discreet = Closet case
Decent = I require at least dinner first before we go back to your place
Need Mr Right = I need you to think I'm Decent (see above)
Long distance relationship = cam2cam
Bi = I'm 'discovering' myself
In a relationship = We're looking for someone to bring the spice back
Athletic = If I suck in my gut I can just see my 2-pack
Work out regularly = The Fitness First sauna is my cruising zone

Yes, I am a bitch.


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Outed at 10:32 AM
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3 Comments:
Anonymous lund said...
ROFL, LOL, and yes its nice to be a bitch

also loved that graphic. Witty banter is a hard price to pay :)
7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oh, this was hysterical!

so that makes me bi, and not gay!!! Thanks for the info, my parents will be happy when I come out :P

Actually, no... they won't.
12:42 PM  
Blogger Wilmaryad said...
Sounds familiar, hah! ;)
9:42 PM  
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