Wish this would happen at Dubai airport!



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In order to spread some of my wonderful Christmas cheer, here's a video that I stumbled across on YouTube - please take note of the guy's rather obvious boner throughout the song!



Merry Christmas bitches!

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A while back I posted about the translation gap between men and women, and how when one says something it actually means something totally opposite. Well, this phenomenon also happens in gay men - from reading through the countless profiles that I've come across, I've managed to compile a short list of common things that I've read and what exactly they mean:

I live alone = I don't want my neighbors to see you
Looking for fun = My right hand and I are on a break
Discreet = Closet case
Decent = I require at least dinner first before we go back to your place
Need Mr Right = I need you to think I'm Decent (see above)
Long distance relationship = cam2cam
Bi = I'm 'discovering' myself
In a relationship = We're looking for someone to bring the spice back
Athletic = If I suck in my gut I can just see my 2-pack
Work out regularly = The Fitness First sauna is my cruising zone

Yes, I am a bitch.

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When words aren't needed:



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Okay, I realize that I've been MIA for longer than usual, so APOLOGIES to all of my faithful readers, and thanks to all of you who dropped me emails to find out where the hell I had gone. Life's just gotten so busy these past few months that I've hardly found time to sit down and pen a few words together! So hopefully this post will bring you all up to speed with what I've been up to.

I've gotten hooked on a new show called "Glee", and I SERIOUSLY recommend you watch it - music and high school drama but not in the cliche way like that High School Musical bullshit. I've sort of weaned myself off Desperate Housewives because until they kill off another bitch, I'm sorry to say that the show has hit a rut for me. On the plus side, I'm also hooked into Brothers and Sisters and just cannot get enough of Ugly Betty either. Yes, I've become somewhat of a TV junkie but who's keeping track? ;) I'm not doing too much on the dating scene either - over the past three months I've met a whopping four men...that's a new celibacy record for me. I think I've pretty much settled in with my single life for the moment, and just taking things as they come by.

An important thing happened in November which I sadly missed blogging about - my blog turned another year older! When I read through some of my older posts I can't help but feel nostalgic - over the years I've talked about so many things with all of you, and I've met some really great people through it as well.

So to all of you, I'm back to blogging and hope to be on full form soon!

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