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Saturday, May 09, 2009
You're my best friend


Apparently there's a vicious rumor flying around town that Paris Hilton is set to fly to Dubai to film a Middle East version of 'My New Best Friend'. I don't know if she's going to be wearing an abaya or not during filming, but it's sure to be a hoot to see if this tramp is going to even make it out of the airport.

In my opinion, if you want to contract at least six STDs just by being around her, then sign up to hang out with Mizz Hilton!


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19 Comments:
Anonymous Racha Slim said...
she could come in here... and the tarts here would put even her to shame!! and as far as I can recall they dont wear no Abaya - and are spreading HIV faster than the internet, in our city.

Paris represents freedom of lifestyle choices - possibly the biggest, most open celebration of it. (which actually seems wise and evolved unlike what she is made out to be)

...While the city we live in is possibly the reddest (c the red light?) cities in the region - cloaked though - even for the straights view.

Eat your heart out - Paris is having more fun!!! If more folks don't approve these lifestyle choices then, as Jay Leno says, the terrorists have won!!

Blogger Ozimandius said...
That was one retarded comment right there. Guess another yuppie who's going to pay 200 bucks just to be in the same room as that skank.

Blogger TapControl said...
"and are spreading HIV faster than the internet"

That's one of the worst analogies i have heard.

Anonymous Racha said...
at the risk of playing bat and ball... Looks like you havent noticed the Azerbaijaini / Ukrainian harlots floating around the city - even the McDonalds are not safe from them!! (and darls they dont come under your HIV radar as they are on tourist visas)

Exactly what do we higher evolved souls disapprove about Paris? that she's not making money from her porn videos?

Just condemning the girl for her slutty ways is pure retarded jealousy (and YES, YES YES - she's having more guys than you - and much, much more fun - so, eat your heart out, but dont run her down). She actually had the chutzpah to laugh about this on Saturday night live (check it on youtube) - watch it and let her be...

Anonymous sacrilegious paris-ite said...
tarts, harlots, skanks...!!!

Ladies and gentlemen - presenting the new st. magdalene of this era (drumroll) - Paaaaaris Hillllton!!!

Blogger Ozimandius said...
Much more fun? Are you stalking her using You Tube? Get a life. And I don't need guys, jeez, you are as airheaded as her aren't ya?

Anonymous racha said...
dear ozzie turdbag, I am a fan of saturday night live (stalking paris hilton - pleeeeease!!!) - you might not know of SNL - of course, you might need to borrow some intelligence to watch it. And if you want good analogies go to Leno or SNL - dont expect it in a comments page of a blogspot !!!

I am no fan of Paris hilton - just cant stand airhead assholes like you running down celebrities like her because she's richer than you and pretends to be dumb or ignores your insults (aha let me learn from her)

As that sacrilegious guy said - you need to borrow from history and read about Mary Magdalene - Paris seems to be getting there

Go, Get a ukrainian tonite - she'll not challenge your intelligence, give you a goodtime cheaply and some friendly viruses... (Get a life ****head!!!)

Anonymous racha said...
dear ozzie turdbag, I am a fan of saturday night live (stalking paris hilton - pleeeeease!!!) - you might not know of SNL - of course, you might need to borrow some intelligence to watch it. And if you want good analogies go to Leno or SNL - dont expect it in a comments page of a blogspot !!!

I am no fan of Paris hilton - just cant stand airhead assholes like you running down celebrities like her because she's richer than you and pretends to be dumb or ignores your insults (aha let me learn from her)

As that sacrilegious guy said - you need to borrow from history and read about Mary Magdalene - Paris seems to be getting there

Go, Get a ukrainian tonite - she'll not challenge your intelligence, give you a goodtime cheaply and some friendly viruses... (Get a life ****head!!!)

Blogger Ozimandius said...
Haha, what a cunt. I guess you really have been inspired by her porn flicks. I don't care what she does, or how she inspires morons like you, and I'm not bothered.

Now please go blow someone, you'll need to collect all the funds that you can to go watch her show(s).

Blogger Unknown said...
or maybe we hate her because she is skanky and downright STUPID! she is a spoiled brat who hasn't had an honest day's work in her whole goddamn life! She knows nothing of the world beyond her little hilton bubble, the grand example of an ignorant American! Dubai has enough of those, we do not need Queen Skankerella herself as well!

You call Ozz an airhead? LOL you clearly need to look in the mirror! You shouldn't idolize ignorance, people hate her because of this as much as anything else!

And as for Jay Leno, he can go F Paris and get an STD! If everyone was like Paris, the terrorists would be right to win! No one wants a world filled with idiots, watch Idiocracy to see why!

Pretends to be dumb? How do you know she isn't ACTUALLY dumb!? You just hope she is smart, you have no proof but the proof you have makes it obvious she has the IQ of a turnip!

Anonymous racha said...
Darls - I am no fan of Paris - I just dont like anyone passing blanket judgements on her to the extent of condemening even those guys who are her fans. (its Mary Magdalene all over again)

and you turds - as the blog header says this site is for gays - no judgement being passed here - but it was only expected you louts would prefer some asshole / dick over pussy - or cunt as that amoeba just mentioned.

Living in the Middle East I do miss my freedom when living in America (or Australia) - and to hear morons like you condemn Paris just because she is rich or dumb..??? At least that female is free to do as she pleases and has exercised the right many times

and why is she smart - read forbes if you really want to know how she can easily afford her lifestyle without even having to inherit a penny from the hilton billions. but her real test of survival comes from the fact that she's all on her own in this world despite peckerheads like you trying to maul and paw her down from your morally upright, superior heads in the sky

God - you've really converted me into her fan now!

(and lastly since you are on an openly gay site - dear fuckface let me assure you homophobe, that no gay or female would suck you or fuck you even if you were the last dick or asshole on earth!!!

Blogger Ozimandius said...
LOL, you sound like an angsty teen, hehe.

Blogger Unknown said...
lol yeah cuz Paris Hilton lived in total poverty before making it "big". Get real! Without her Hilton name she would have never gone anywhere past small titty night at the local nudie bar!

But since you are so intelligent, why is that you bitch and moan about freedom when you deprive others of their freedom to criticize who the fuck they want! It is as much my right to insult Paris or whomever else I feel like as it is her right to be a skank!

However if you don't like your freedomless life here then plz GTFO and let Dubai's IQ level rise a notch or two. Oh and take Skankerella with you.

Oh and I guess if you think we have to be gay or whatever to post here then what does that make you, hypocrite bitch! Go fuck yourself cuz no one wants to touch your foul shit!

kthxbai! :)

Anonymous Racha said...
... I rest my case!!!

(Even st Magdalene and Son of God cant save you(r) dicks now!!)

Blogger Unknown said...
no one would wanna save your fishy pussy even if they could! keel yourself your life is worthless :)

Anonymous Anonymous said...
YOU ALL ARE CUNTS!

Blogger Unknown said...
right back at ya "Anonymous" hehehe

Blogger Ozimandius said...
Racha Harlot was done blowing her family, so she blew Anonymous next, but I guess the funds weren't enough for this li'l cunt.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
this is sooooooo f*ing ridiculous

what'd be more pathetic - someone actually defending Paris hilton, or even more folks arguind and stoning that defender

the winner of the argument of course is Paaaaarrrris Hilton !!!

Keep it going folks - even bad news is good news for her!!!