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Saturday, August 16, 2008
The Stars are Blind
Here are some random odds and ends from this week that I'd like to share with you all.

1. A friend of mine was driving me around and we got to talking about men, and she said to me "Oh you know what - looking at you I would never in a million years imagine that you were gay" To which I replied "Yeah - I'm somewhat of an undercover fag"

2. I had a quick coffee catchup with a friend of mine, and he said that he was thinking of getting a dog, more specifically a poodle (just to blow the gayometer sky high). But the funniest thing was that he said he didn't want a dog that licks him. I just said "Honey, you're gay - you probably taste like a fucking Fruit Loop"

3. Fashion tip #91: Never wear a blue T-shirt and go to IKEA - or every second person will ask you where they can find the Indgar shelving units.


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3 Comments:
Blogger Crazy Sam said...
"Undercover fag."
LOL!! How on earth are you able to come up with such witty terms!!
11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I can't believe the first bit. :P
6:45 PM  
Blogger nick said...
^^ oh stop being such a drama queen. I have peculiar friends :)
9:31 PM  
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