On many occasions, men and women have come to the conclusion that they cannot speak the same language. Somewhere in the midst of things, there's a translation error of some sorts. Men say one thing and do another, while women say one thing and mean another. Playing along this theme, I've decided to do a fun blog post dedicated to a female friend of mine, which is a brief listing of some of her common phrases, just so that her husband can log on here and translate her lingo.

She says: It's just my suggestion.
She means: Let's do it your way first, and when you fuck things up, we're going to do it my way for the rest of your life.

She says: Why, what did you have in mind?
She means: I didn't mean to mislead you into thinking your opinion mattered.

She says: Can you do me a favor?
She means: Do it now.

She says: When you have the time...
She means: I'm having to repeat myself - this cannot end well for you.

She says: I don't think that's a good idea
She means: Excuse me while I stand over here and laugh at your dumb ass.

She says: I love you
She means: If you hurt me I will break every bone in your body.

She says: I'm sorry babes
She means: You'd better sleep with one eye open tonight.

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