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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Gold digger


This story will seriously get you in stitches. Scanning through my favorite fag-rag 7days, I came across a very interesting article. Here's the abridged version - a Chinese businessman left close to Dhs 2 million in gold and cash in the back seat of a taxi in Dubai. The taxi driver, discovering the bag, promptly handed it in to the police who managed to track down the businessman and return the valuables to him. The driver was rewarded Dhs 13,000 for his honesty, and everyone lives happily every after.

Not!

Here are a few keynotes for you kiddos:
  1. Who the HELL carries around a bag containing gold and cash? More precisely, 4.5kg of gold? And more importantly, WHERE do you even get that? Do you just walk into your local bank and go "Oh hi there...I'd like 4.5kg of gold please, for take-away".
  2. Out of the Dhs 13,000 that the taxi driver received, Dhs 1,000 was given by the businessman. A thousand bucks? Are you freaking kidding me? You've got close to 2 million in a doggie bag, and you shell out a whopping 1k?
  3. To stress on how cheap this 'businessman' is, he's taking a fucking taxi around Dubai. What, you don't want to spend on a hired driver or a limo service? Tell you what, next time you want a ride around town, give me a call, and you can leave your tip in ingots in my back seat.


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