A friend of mine said the funniest thing to me recently - she said that when couples try for a baby, it's a great thing if they have twins so they don't have to have any more kids. I thought about it for a bit and figured that if I was straight and had twins, I'd probably make their life hell. I mean think about it - if one of them starts crying, I would go and wake the other one up and say "Okay you, wake up and start crying...c'mon I know you want to!" But then again, twins are already pretty much fucked up in addition to the synchronized crying. There's the whole 'matching outfits' thing that the parents do, which would drive me to insanity. How crap is it to have a wardrobe that someone else has an exact copy of? I think that twins have the crappier end of the stick - they say that when one twin gets hurt, the other one feels it and such. My question is, if one of the twins is getting laid, who actually orgasms? Or is it a fifty-fifty deal? Heck - half an orgasm is better than none I always say.

I have discovered yet another thing I hate about kids. Apparently walking is now so 10th century, so kids roll everywhere now. Have you seen these stupid shoes that have a wheel or something stuck under the heel of the shoe? So what the kids do is they start running and take off like a bullet train, and then just drag their heel and they start moseying along. I mean what the hell is this? Are you that lazy that you don't want to do the right-foot-left-foot shuffle of your parents?

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