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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Isn't She Lovely


I have the most hilarious story to share with you all today. I was patiently waiting at a food outlet in the food court near my work place, when this guy comes up behind me to place his order. I grab a quick look at him - mid 30s, tanned, clean shaven, slim build, glasses, has potential to be cute. So anyway, I'm standing there at the side and the lady at the counter asks him Hi Sir, can I take your order? I kid you not, this is what he opened his mouth and said: "Um yea, I'll have the chicken burger meal, except for the burger can you make sure it's grilled chicken and not fried? Also, I don't want tomato, I want sun-dried ones and instead of the mayo sauce can you put something else? And I don't want it in a sesame bun, I want a plain one. And also..." Seriously, I was standing there looking at the lady at the counter who had on an expression that clearly said "Okay I am going to fuck up your order anyway, but keep talking!" The guy spent at least 3 minutes detailing exactly how the stupid burger was to be made. And I thought to myself This guy just HAS to be single! I mean just think about it - he's doing the hibbidy jibbidy with some chick, and this is the conversation that's going on when they're in bed: "Okay so I want you to lie down but not too far so that you're still sitting up to see what I'm doing. Also I want your body positioned so that you're at a 42 degree angle to the horizon. And you have to sit so the sunlight falls on your left cheek, not your right. Or if you stand so you are parallel to the facing wall whilst still being perpendicular to...."


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3 Comments:
lmao!!

is it wrong tat it reminds me of the episode of friends with the boring professor whom ross and charlie ditch?
5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
haha. this one gave me a good laugh!
6:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Not sure how I stumbled on your site but this post had me rolling! I love your writing and sense of humor from what I've read so far...new find for me!
1:15 PM  
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