Women always know when they've caught a good man. The perfect alpha male specimen - the cream of the genetic pool. I believe that the term 'trophy husband' was coined on behalf of all the straight women. Women believe that finding (and keeping) a husband is like going hunting. You have to track him down, lure him into a trap, and then shoot and skin the fucker. Nah I'm just kidding about the shooting bit - that only comes into play once he's been caught in bed with his secretary.

But seriously, with every other couple I see today, the husband is a trophy husband. The woman has her arm firmly in his, and has a look on her face that says 'Come with 10ft of this man and I will trip your hair out'. A woman with a trophy husband typically will introduce him as if he were an object. "Oh and this is my husband Frank" - the poor husband's sole duty at this point is to smile and shake hands, while mentally sending out the message "Please get me away from this deranged control freak!"

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