At a recent party, a friend of mine who's engaged made the most curious comment about lesbians. A long-term friend of hers (who is invited to the wedding) had just emailed last month and 'come out' as a lesbian. With the help of a little bubbly, here's what my friend had to say:
"You know that if you invite a gay man to your wedding, he's going to be bringing the best looking guy you've ever seen. Chiseled features, snappy dresser - the works. Women make great choices when picking their men, but it seems that gay men take it a step higher. But when women have to pick other women, it seems they end up picking women who are half a chromosome away from being a man"
At the end of the conversation all I could think about was Portia De Rossi and how I wished I had some of her chromosomes.
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