Gay men are the easiest advertising targets in the world. Just put a picture of a half naked man next to any product, and we'll buy it. Guaranteed. You don't even have to tell us what the hell we're buying - we're going to head to check out counter like a mindless drone. So it's no wonder than when I got home this morning, I found myself carrying a new pair of jeans. Racking my brains, I remembered the Johnny-Depp-like model who was wearing them on the poster in the store. And of course, he was shirtless, so no further explanation is necessary.

Random life lesson #6768 - Someone will always let you know when you're being too gay.

In other news, Anna Nicole Smith has passed away - now I know it's been a really long time since we talked, but it really is a sad day when you have to delete someone from your phone book. We will miss you, dollface.

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