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Thursday, January 18, 2007
Mes Malles
Things I've found annoying this week:

- Coworkers who can tell when you got laid
- People who find it impossible to digest the compliment "You look sexy"
- Mothers who dump their shopping bags into a pram and make their kid walk
- Mothers who ignore said kid when it walks right into you and falls over screaming
- People who expect you to engage your warp drives when the traffic light goes green
- Waiters who spend 5 minutes listening to your order but still fuck it up
- Waiters who insist that the dhal makhanni they brought you is a perfect substitute for the butter chicken that you originally wanted
- People who park diagonally in a parking space
- Pigeons that wake you up in the morning with their loud orgies


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Outed at 6:17 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
Blogger Kiwi Boy said...
Actually, the pigeons are just having a quiet party..

Daal Makhani is a perfect substitute for butter chicken - a perfect vegetarian substitute.
11:36 PM  
Blogger Neelofer said...
Which restaurant did you go to?
4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
i'm fine with the pigeons.. its the cats that freak me out!
11:03 AM  
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