I love Thursdays. Not only is it the weekend and a time for fun, it's also the day where I get my fresh crisp issue of Entertainment Weekly with the Gulf News. What better way to start the day, than with a healthy serving of what's going on in other people's lives? So here's my pick for this week:

Victoria B to star in Scientology flick as a bride of an alien leader
Apparently this stick figure is 'thrilled' at her 'big Hollywood break'. I guess she didn't make anything out of Spiceworld after all. Of course, the movie is being financed by the leading retard in Hollywood, Tom Booze - er Cruise. I don't know who to feel sorry for at the premiere - David B or Katie. Maybe all four of them will jump on the seats at the premiere?

K Fed to fight WWE champion
A flake in a fake contest. Do we even want to predict the outcome of this? Will this guy just dry up already...NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, MORON!

Angelina feeds insects to son
Okay, now I know that she's all into the 'I'm part of the poor people too' kick, but this is really pushing it. The woman is a farking bazillionaire, and she flies halfway across the world to give her son BUGS which she can scrape off her slipper? What the hell is wrong with this woman! I tell you what, I'm giving it just two more months before Brad ups and leaves. He's planted his seed, so there's not much more he can do really. If I were Maddox I'd throw the plate of bugs at the woman's face and go "So what, you're too cheap for Mc Donalds now?"

Jen cries through yoga
Following up on Mrs and Mrs Pitt, third wheel Jennifer has been using Yoga to calm herself down following her dumbass husband revealing things about their relationship. Gurl, will you just leave the yoga and go shopping with Courtney? Welcome to the real world babe - men are pigs and their mistress are bitches. Deal with it and set fire to her house. Or hut or hole or wherever the hell they live now.

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