<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d18703876\x26blogName\x3dOut+in+my+head\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLUE\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://outinmyhead.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://outinmyhead.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d-7368761554970378085', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
I Am What I Am
Okay. To my utmost surprise, I have received a number of text messages and emails about my previous post, mostly along the lines of Who is he? Do I know him? But he's Straight! etc etc. So, to answer all of your questions, I've come up with a little list that should help you understand my situation a bit more:

Why I want a Straight Man
  1. He won't be sleeping around with any men. That includes me.
  2. I'm gay enough for the both of us.
  3. I have no problem letting him do all the DIY while I do the cooking.
  4. He is straight enough for the both of us.
  5. I will only need him to occasionally kill a bug or help carry groceries.
  6. He just has to be around. I like the thought of having a man in the house whom I haven't paid for.

Now really, I could go on with this, but I shall leave the floor open to more suggestions...



You are reading this post on a blog is no longer maintained - please visit www.outinmyhead.com instead!
Outed at 7:58 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
you are'nt serious are you?

btw WHO is the guy??
1:15 PM  
Blogger Samawel said...
hmm... You might want a straight homosexual man, but not a straight heterosexual man. Trust me, a straight heterosexual man is a lot of headache and hard to receive affection from--you don't have what he wants!

Sorry for the bluntness...
8:35 PM  
Blogger Kiwi Boy said...
Totally agree with Samawel ^. Straight homos are so much better to be around.

And stop hiding it so much.. we know it's Shebz!
6:41 PM  
Blogger nick said...
For a change, it's not shebz!
11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
hoo the hell is shebz? and babes, honestly! Its a circle of life!!

Why every girl wishes gay guys were straight:

1-THEY will never look at other girls.

2-they know a thing or two about fashion

3-they actually do tell you if ur 'bum looks big in this', but puts it across much more nicely

4-They understand us during PMS

....and like your list nicky, my list goes own as well! Cheer up! hehe
6:28 PM  
Blogger Neelofer said...
^^ Also, they have a decent fashion sense!
9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'm Shebz.

And us straight men aren't THAT bad are we ??? :P
1:21 AM  
Blogger nick said...
That's the problem luv, we gay chappies find you str8 chappies absolutely desireable, but the ladies don't give a damn! =(
12:33 PM  
Post a Comment
« Home