Breezing through a mall this afternoon, I was tempted to stop and publicly comment about people's outfits. Every third person I saw was color coordinated. They had perfected their outfit down to very last detail that it was getting on my nerves. Exhibit A - a short slim woman dressed in dark blue hipster jeans, a white cropped shirt tied in the front, with a faded dark blue buttoned vest. She completed the ensemble with silver hoop earrings, chunky blue necklace, and blue 'evil-eye' bracelet. Oh and glitter high heels. Did I also mention she had blonde highlights? I mean she looked as if one of the mannequins at New Look had come alive and was strolling to the food court. Even couples were matching their outfits today. Exhibit B - very cute couple wearing white loose fitting khaki cropped pants, sandals, and white linen tops. I wanted to ask them if they could point me in the direction of the yoga class they just came from. I mean seriously, whatever happened to mix and match? And the whole 'layered' look is so long gone now - stop wearing shirt over a tshirt over a vest over another tshirt. It's not fucking 2 degrees in the mall that you need to bundle up like a turkey.

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