As glorious as Dubai may be, the weather is still something a lot of people are trying to get used to. Having lived here for 24 years, I'm pretty much immune to the dust storms and BBQ-style heat. So here I am, sitting on the terrace typing merrily away on my laptop with not a care in the world (in about 2 hours I will resemble a hot dog). So for all of you folks sweating out there in the heat, here are some tips:

1) Sunblock: if using SPF-600 sun block isn't doing the trick, talk with your local surgeon to have it permanently grafted onto your skin.
2) Water: drink plenty of water when you are out and about, even when you are at the office. It's also a good idea to check that your 2-cubicle office loo (which is shared with about 75 other people) is available before you go on your water guzzling expedition.
3) Weather forecast: when the weather report comes on the radio, switch it off and hum show tunes. We know it's hot and disgusting - what we don't need is someone reminding us every half an hour.
4) Air Conditioning: AC is for sissies. Roll down your car windows and take in the ambiance and synchronized car honking of Dubai Sharjah highway.
5) Shorts: Men, linen was invented for a reason - wearing linen pants is a much better way to stay cool instead of walking around Emirates Mall in your Bermudas.

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