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Friday, August 25, 2006
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Just when I think I have men written down to the letter, they go and break the pattern. Watching Sex and the City last night revealed that there are two more hybrids to the male form. There's the "gay straight guy" and the "straight gay guy". What's the difference? Well, a "gay straight guy" is loads better for a woman to have because he has all the gay qualities such as excellent taste in shoes, table manners, and a love for Cher, but he will still blow your mind in bed. In contrast, a "straight gay guy" is just a gay guy in denial. I think I've dated both kinds, and I've come up with the "guy-who-cant-decide gay straight guy". These guys are rampant around here, and usually have a wardrobe from Carrefour, eat at Mc Donald's, drive lousy cars, and have sunglasses from Karama.

Today's totally random question: Ever wondered why the music in so many porn flicks sounds like it came from an 80s Atari gaming console?


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Blogger Unknown said...
To the porn question: I think because pornographers seem to think that us audience focus mainly on the action rather than everything else. I can't wait to see some good porn, with good storyline, and some good soundtrack; alas, there aren't any--at least as far as I've seen.
4:21 PM  
Blogger nick said...
Well why can't they have some Beethoven or some Enigma or something instead? Anything would be better than a drum sample that sounds like it came from a 2 year old's arse!
8:37 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...
hehe... No, 2 year old's arse does make a lot better noise... I would know with my 2 year old cousin around.
10:48 AM  
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