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Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Macho Man





My life is a fruit salad of cosmetics. And not because I buy every damn product on the shelf, but because they all have such amazing smells. Why is it that the best smelling stuff is always inedible? For example, I have lemon handwash, strawberry bubblegum shampoo, orange conditioner, mint toothpaste, and vanilla deo. I swear after a shower I really give the term 'fruitcake' new meaning. However, having these deliciously scented products is a bit of a downfall. I once experimented with a chocolate flavored condom on a guy, and he never called me again. Needless to say, the Emergency Room is a great place to meet new and interesting people.

I sometimes wish that in addition to having Gaydar installed in my head, I could have a buzzer that would tell me how good a guy would be in bed. Hey, it would save me the agony of waiting for a Big Mac and getting a French Fry. A friend of mine mentioned looking at guy's hands and the gap between their index finger and thumb. Well if I went around doing that, you'd have to invent a whole new measuring scale for my standards.


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4 Comments:
Blogger Taunted said...
You are too fookin funny mate...

Look at my comment on Balushi's blog.

Sweet, see you in Heaven (That's the nightclub in London for all you non-believers!)

Blogger UAE ALIAS said...
Walla believe me if they sell brains, i was going to buy you some i mean alot ! reading ur blog made me sad for u with such a mentality !

Blogger nick said...
@ Taunted...wtf is a Balushi - a new shawarma?

@uae alias...walla if I had a dirham every time someone said that to me!

Blogger Taunted said...
There's a link to him from my blog. You won't regret it!!