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Saturday, July 22, 2006
Drop the Pressure

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The other day my boss wanted me to pick up something for him from the food court. Just get me a KFC Chicken Fillet Supreme, with large fries and onion rings. Oh and a Diet Coke. What the hell is with the Diet Coke at the end? Is it to fool your body into thinking that what you're shovelling into your face is actually good for you? Imagine the confusion going on in your brain as you eat - Oh my god what are you feeding me! Ahhh! Cholesterol is going through the roof here! You're going to keel over and die right now! Oh wait...is that Diet Coke I taste? Oh okay, I guess you know what you're eating after all. False alarm everybody! It's okay Body, I don't want to die from a cholesterol overdose, I just want to teether over the edge a bit.

Annoying comment from mum #4,873:
(after I come out of my shower)
Oh my god look how wet the bathroom is!

Woman...it's a fucking bathroom - it's supposed to get wet.


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2 Comments:
Blogger Parv said...
I get Diet Coke only cos I think it tastes better. Not as carbonated as its regular brother.

The one calorie thing is only an added bonus.
9:34 PM  
Blogger Neelofer said...
"Look how wet the bathroom is". LOL! Priceless!
1:10 PM  
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